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[secretgod.livejournal.com]

[The video feed turns on to show a young teenage brunette, pouting angrily.]

This is ridiculous.

Anyway! If any of you guys know the name ‘Haruhi’ in any way, report to me immediately. I will accept no excuses. [She hesitates, but then gives a smirk-] But for those who do remember something, if you’re an alien, time traveler, or esper – or even anything amazing or super-cool, report as well!

… And I suppose everyone else should just introduce themselves.

That is all. [After a few seconds, the feed shuts off.]

Comments

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Kinda hard to describe! She's kind of this cute, roundish rabbity thing, and real enthusiastic! I love her to bits!

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

So she looks like a talking rabbit?! [That is even more amazing!]

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Kinda! But bigger and rounder, kinda like a meat bun!

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

I wonder if her kind is edible…

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Whoooa, I dunno! But I wouldn't wanna eat her! She's too adorable!

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

Then maybe we can find some sort of cloning device and find out!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Whooooa! But where are we gonna get a cloning device?

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

I haven't figured that out yet. But it'll come to me!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

I'll bet! You seem like the type who could do anything if she wanted to! Lemme know if you get one, okay? It'll be fun!

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

Of course!