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[planet_rin]

I have made an incredible discovery. You might want to sit down before hearing this one. Are you sitting down? I can't tell because I am recording this, so I am going to assume you are sitting down now.

I am actually a mighty warrior.

It's true. Back at some point in the past I fought and defeated an obviously evil blonde guy. There was a lot of shouting and a lot of swords, and it was very exciting.

Must have lost my arms in battle, and became artist after. Or something. Still sorting out details.

Comments

[planet_rin]

Holding a sword in my mouth would probably be hard. They seem pretty heavy.

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

You'd think you'ds break a tooth or two in the process too. Or at least chip one.

[planet_rin]

It sounds like my sword battling days are over.