[sky video]

[planet_rin]

I have made an incredible discovery. You might want to sit down before hearing this one. Are you sitting down? I can't tell because I am recording this, so I am going to assume you are sitting down now.

I am actually a mighty warrior.

It's true. Back at some point in the past I fought and defeated an obviously evil blonde guy. There was a lot of shouting and a lot of swords, and it was very exciting.

Must have lost my arms in battle, and became artist after. Or something. Still sorting out details.

Comments

[has_a_blog]

That is a damn good poker face you've got going on there. You almost had me going for a second.

[planet_rin]

I am very serious. This is an actual thing that I actually remembered.

[has_a_blog]

...You're...what? Are you shitting me?

[planet_rin]

The world is a mysterious place.

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh man, that's a megas hilarious joke, Rin! I love it!

[planet_rin]

Blonde sword warriors are no laughing matter, Tsuruya.

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

But you're not blonde.

[planet_rin]

The sword guy I battled was blonde.

[mokomanjuu]

Rin has a surprising past!

Maybe that's the part that Rin's been missing all this time.

[planet_rin]

I thought the missing part was my arms, but that's possible too.

[mokomanjuu]

Rin's missing a lot of things.

[planet_rin]

It is the curse of a warrior.

[gogoghostpowers]

...You know, I...actually can't tell if you're being serious right now or not.

That's kind of impressive just by itself.

[planet_rin]

I am being serious. Sword battles are very serious.

[gogoghostpowers]

Yeah, but...somehow, I get the feeling you're not. Just, in general.

[planet_rin]

Not serious, or not sword battling?

[wontdieifkilled]

[All he is capable of saying in his current mental state after hearing that:]

...WHAT.

[planet_rin]

Very surprising. I hope you were sitting down.

[wontdieifkilled]

That's. That... That, that...

[...is all he can say for the moment.]

video;

[gandere]

That sounds stupid.

[ Seriously. ]

Has everyone else told you how stupid that is?

[planet_rin]

I know I can count on you to tell me that, Angry Rin.

[gandere]

... Angry Rin?

[ Since when was she 'Angry Rin'?! Because that's way more important than the thought of her fighting an evil blonde guy. ]

[rainbowbrush]

No way.

[planet_rin]

Yeah, it seems pretty weird.

[rainbowbrush]

You're really a warrior?