[sky video]

[planet_rin]

I have made an incredible discovery. You might want to sit down before hearing this one. Are you sitting down? I can't tell because I am recording this, so I am going to assume you are sitting down now.

I am actually a mighty warrior.

It's true. Back at some point in the past I fought and defeated an obviously evil blonde guy. There was a lot of shouting and a lot of swords, and it was very exciting.

Must have lost my arms in battle, and became artist after. Or something. Still sorting out details.

Comments

[wontdieifkilled]

That's. That... That, that...

[...is all he can say for the moment.]

[planet_rin]

I can't answer until you get past that word. I am not good at mind reading.

[wontdieifkilled]

That...just seems...really, uh.

Bizarre.

[planet_rin]

You are correct. It is very bizarre. Such is life.

[wontdieifkilled]

Still, it's...hard to swallow. I mean, you don't seem the type at all to actually get involved in a fight.