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[arcadian_vampire]

[This city... ponderous. Inefficient. Like a tamer version of the Corrupterment he now remembers.]

[At this rate, nothing will change... people's crawl towards total recall will never accelerate. The world beyond Sirocco will never be explored. The key to returning home will never be unlocked.]

[What Sirocco needs...

...is a leader.]

Hear me, fellow exiles!

We have come from many worlds, united by a single purpose. However, we have failed to pool our resources in any proactive way towards recovering our homes and our memories. To this and, let a new reign take leadership in this land!

I will now be running for President of Sirocco. Let the Evilection begin!

Comments

[press_b_to_run]

...President? What happened to the Mayor?

[arcadian_vampire]

Let me ask you this: What has this Mayor done for us?

[press_b_to_run]

Well, wasn't the Mayor the one to make sure the apartments were set up for us?

[promised_victory]

....evilection?

[has_a_blog]

Oh god. Hang on let me get some popcorn and I don't want to miss any of this.

[arcadian_vampire]

An admirable feat, for certain. He has helped us survive, but has done little to aid us in reclaiming who we truly are.

[arcadian_vampire]

What better way to determine the new president?

[arcadian_vampire]

You would do well not to. This is the dawning of a new age for Sirocco!

[has_a_blog]

Are you running?

[press_b_to_run]

And just how is anyone supposed to do anything about those things that ate our memories?

[arcadian_vampire]

That is exactly what I intend to find out!

[red_dwarf]

...

What.

[arcadian_vampire]

At this time, I know of nobody else who is.

[arcadian_vampire]

This group needs a leader.

[red_dwarf]

And you're just perfect for the job, huh.

[arcadian_vampire]

That's correct.

[red_dwarf]

Right.

So what are your qualifications, then?

[arcadian_vampire]

Vision! Drive! Charisma! Strength! Sardines!

[red_dwarf]

...Sardines?

[arcadian_vampire]

Sardines.

[red_dwarf]

What the hell do sardines have to do with being a decent leader?!

[arcadian_vampire]

Try eating them every day, and maybe you'll understand.

[press_b_to_run]

Then why do you need to be a President to do that?

[healeveryone]

Evil...ection?

[What.]

[arcadian_vampire]

As president, I would be able to organize and direct this community's power in more constructive directions towards this end.