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[arcadian_vampire]

[This city... ponderous. Inefficient. Like a tamer version of the Corrupterment he now remembers.]

[At this rate, nothing will change... people's crawl towards total recall will never accelerate. The world beyond Sirocco will never be explored. The key to returning home will never be unlocked.]

[What Sirocco needs...

...is a leader.]

Hear me, fellow exiles!

We have come from many worlds, united by a single purpose. However, we have failed to pool our resources in any proactive way towards recovering our homes and our memories. To this and, let a new reign take leadership in this land!

I will now be running for President of Sirocco. Let the Evilection begin!

Comments

[press_b_to_run]

...President? What happened to the Mayor?

[arcadian_vampire]

Let me ask you this: What has this Mayor done for us?

[press_b_to_run]

Well, wasn't the Mayor the one to make sure the apartments were set up for us?

[promised_victory]

....evilection?

[arcadian_vampire]

What better way to determine the new president?

[promised_victory]

I don't disagree with the sentiment, but you give your potential people no confidence by referring to it as an evilection.

[has_a_blog]

Oh god. Hang on let me get some popcorn and I don't want to miss any of this.

[arcadian_vampire]

You would do well not to. This is the dawning of a new age for Sirocco!

[has_a_blog]

Are you running?

[red_dwarf]

...

What.

[arcadian_vampire]

This group needs a leader.

[red_dwarf]

And you're just perfect for the job, huh.

[healeveryone]

Evil...ection?

[What.]

[arcadian_vampire]

The standard ritual by which a new president is selected.

[healeveryone]

Aren't those e-lections?

[stinglikeabat]

President? Can you really do that?

[arcadian_vampire]

Name one reason why I can't.

[stinglikeabat]

You can't be president of just one city, even I know that!

You'd need to run for... what do they call the rest of the country, anyhow?

[third_alternative]

You know, you had me up until 'evilection.' Might wanna work on that.

[arcadian_vampire]

What do you mean?

[third_alternative]

"Evilection"? I mean, come on! Who would vote for someone who sounds that lame?

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[canthandleacape]

Evilection? Who are you running against, Lex Luthor?

[arcadian_vampire]

I shall accept any and all challengers, whoever they may be!

[alittleblackmagic]

Wait!

What's a president? Is it like a king? Do you get to wear a cool crown and everything? How come I didn't hear about this earlier?

[arcadian_vampire]

A president is the very antithesis of a king!

A country exists to serve its king, while a president exists to serve his country.