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[82the8th]

[This isn't really a post! It's a post jumpstarter.]

[You see, Vriska just remembered about her psychic powers, and is immediately setting about testing them. What does this mean for you? It means she's going to be trying to put people to sleep.]

[Anyone, especially people Vriska knows, might suddenly feel a wave of fatigue wash over them. Or they might suddenly be out like a light. This especially happens at awkward, hilarious, or potentially dangerous moments. What is the result of this? You, the reader, can decide, and you alone. And a certain Karkat might suddenly punch himself in the face for no reason.]

[So, either play wacky narcolepsy threads out in the comments, use them for OOC plotting of wacky sleep antics, or even make your own posts????? I don't know, I'm making this up as I go along.]

[This is probably a good time to re-link Vriska's Permissions Post.]

Comments

[Elsewhere]

[hatefriendleader]

[DOOF]

GODDAMMIT OW. What the fuck was that? Oh fucking fantastic, a nervous breakdown is exactly what I needed to be having.

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[82the8th]

[What coincidental timing!]

Kaaaaaaaarkaaaaaaaat!

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[hatefriendleader]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE VRISKA, NOT NOW
I'M BUSY INEXPLICABLY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF
SO, YOU KNOW
A VASTLY PREFERABLE ACTIVITY TO TALKING TO YOU

[82the8th]

The 8iurnal cycle is young! You have plenty of time to do 8oth of these things.

[hatefriendleader]

UGH FINE, I GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO GO FOR SOME KIND OF UNIVERSAL POINTLESS SUFFERING RECORD.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT???

[82the8th]

So quick to assume ulterior motives!!!!!!!!
May8e I just wanted someone to feel superior to.
See? You're so useful to have around!

[hatefriendleader]

I SUPPOSE IT STANDS TO REASON THAT YOU HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING SOMEONE COMPARED TO WHOM YOU CAN POSSIBLY MANAGE TO FEEL LESS LIKE A STUPID OBNOXIOUS SLURRYSTAIN.
BUT AS MUCH OF A DOUCHE AS I AM, I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'RE GIVING YOURSELF ENOUGH NEGATIVE CREDIT!
YOU REALLY ARE THE WORST PSYCHOTIC FLIGHTY BROAD I'VE EVER MET.

[wherever you want it to be] I finally get to use this icon!

[gogoghostpowers]

[Danny is flying far above the trees, above the tops of any buildings in Sirocco, when he suddenly feels very tired. And before he can fight it, he's fallen asleep, falling straight out of the sky and spectacularly crashing into the ground.

Better hope that's not where you were standing.]

Re: [wherever you want it to be] I finally get to use this icon!

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

*Don't worry, he's got you!

If counting as a human cushion counts as catching someone, anyway. WHAM.*

[gogoghostpowers]

[Danny seems to be out for the moment, but shortly after he slowly holds his hand up to his head and pulls himself up.]

Augh, that was not fun...

[He then realizes who he crash landed on and immediately jumps up and offers a hand.]

Oh gosh! I don't know what happened, I didn't--are you okay?!

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

dId sOMeoNe gEt tHE lICenSE nUMbEr oF ThAT dONkeY cARt...

[gogoghostpowers]

Oh gosh, oh gosh--

Can you hear me? Can you get up?

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Oof... somebody needs to tell everybody the sky's falling. Ow. Hey, where'd you come from? Don't tell me you're the one who dropped on me!

[gogoghostpowers]

Uhh--yeah, I kinda am. Sorry. I don't really know what happened! I think I might have...fallen asleep?

[all_onis_are_true]

*Thankfully, books make remarkable pillows! Clearly this is simply due to a lack of sleep owing to bad memory dreams and overstudy and not due to some strange troll girl trying out abilities, am I right.*

[alittleblackmagic]

[Palom skips by humming to himself. Hey look his roommate is asleep.

This calls for...

Black magic markers! Wait. Why just black? Rainbow magic markers and crayons!

It is truly a masterpiece work of art. ...For Hiroshi's sake, Palom has kindly avoided using the color blue.]

[all_onis_are_true]

*There will be much cursing later, oh yes. There'd be an octopus in the bed if he didn't think that Palom would just turn it into a pig.*

[alittleblackmagic]

[Don't worry.

Palom has drawn both of those on your face.]

[youngestboxer]

[Yuta is slumped outside, curled up on a sidewalk.

It... probably is not a good idea to let him continue napping, particularly since it's so cold out at this time of the year.]

[mokomanjuu]

[Taptaptap Mokonapaws on his face.]

Wake up~

It's time to wake up~

[youngestboxer]

Nnnn...

[He flinches, bringing up a hand to try to deflect the taps.]

Wha...?

[mokomanjuu]

[Mokona ducks under the hand and blows on his face.]

Wakeup call, wakeup call~

[youngestboxer]

[He tries to push Mokona away until he realizes he is 1. on the ground, 2. outside, and 3. pretty dang cold.]

What the heck-?!

[mokomanjuu]

Good morning, sleepyhead!

[youngestboxer]

How did I fall asleep here?!