82the8th: (Psychic dou8le reacharound)
Vriska Serket ([personal profile] 82the8th) wrote in [community profile] anemoi2012-01-14 02:43 pm

[Action]

[This isn't really a post! It's a post jumpstarter.]

[You see, Vriska just remembered about her psychic powers, and is immediately setting about testing them. What does this mean for you? It means she's going to be trying to put people to sleep.]

[Anyone, especially people Vriska knows, might suddenly feel a wave of fatigue wash over them. Or they might suddenly be out like a light. This especially happens at awkward, hilarious, or potentially dangerous moments. What is the result of this? You, the reader, can decide, and you alone. And a certain Karkat might suddenly punch himself in the face for no reason.]

[So, either play wacky narcolepsy threads out in the comments, use them for OOC plotting of wacky sleep antics, or even make your own posts????? I don't know, I'm making this up as I go along.]

[This is probably a good time to re-link Vriska's Permissions Post.]

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[personal profile] hatefriendleader 2012-01-14 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
FOR FUCK'S SAKE VRISKA, NOT NOW
I'M BUSY INEXPLICABLY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF
SO, YOU KNOW
A VASTLY PREFERABLE ACTIVITY TO TALKING TO YOU

[personal profile] hatefriendleader 2012-01-14 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
UGH FINE, I GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO GO FOR SOME KIND OF UNIVERSAL POINTLESS SUFFERING RECORD.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT???

[personal profile] hatefriendleader 2012-01-14 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I SUPPOSE IT STANDS TO REASON THAT YOU HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING SOMEONE COMPARED TO WHOM YOU CAN POSSIBLY MANAGE TO FEEL LESS LIKE A STUPID OBNOXIOUS SLURRYSTAIN.
BUT AS MUCH OF A DOUCHE AS I AM, I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'RE GIVING YOURSELF ENOUGH NEGATIVE CREDIT!
YOU REALLY ARE THE WORST PSYCHOTIC FLIGHTY BROAD I'VE EVER MET.

[personal profile] hatefriendleader 2012-01-14 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE SQUAWK, NOT THE FACE.


[Lie.]

[personal profile] hatefriendleader 2012-01-15 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
OBVIOUSLY I'M HAVING A PSYCHOTIC EPISODE INDUCED BY OVEREXPOSURE TO PEOPLE I CAN'T STAND.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO PUZZLE OUT.

[personal profile] hatefriendleader 2012-01-15 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T HATE MYSELF NEARLY AS MUCH AS I HATE YOU.

[personal profile] hatefriendleader 2012-01-16 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
OH PLEASE, I WOULD BE THE CALIGINOUS CATCH OF THE SWEEP FOR YOU
I'VE GOT YOU SO OUTCLASSED IN VERBAL COMBAT YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT I'M WASTING MY SICK BURNS INCINERATING YOUR PUNY THINKPAN.

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[personal profile] hatefriendleader 2012-01-16 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Did she just... oh man.

Ceased trolling.]


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[personal profile] hatefriendleader 2012-01-16 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
<3< TO YOU TOO ASSHOLE