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[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

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[Axel has some day-old bruises and bandages marring his beautiful face, but that's no excuse not to show it off. He has important business to discuss, and what kind of loser uses words to convey his ideas? He tries to keep a conversational tone instead of seeming angry or nervous.]

Hey, so! If anybody else has any crazy accusations about felonies a spectacular guy named Axel may or may not have committed before contracting a tragic case of amnesia, let's all agree to settle whatever grievances there are in a nonviolent way. Please?

Ow my eyebrow...

In better news, though, it's all starting to come back to me! That's right, you're looking at a regular prodigy at recovering from weird memory afflictions. But of course, what else could be expected from...

AXEL, THE DARK HERO?!?

[Yeah, that was a backflip and a dramatic pose on camera.]

I just knew I was intedimensionally famous before I came here. Some things are engraved on a demon's soul! That's technically all I've remembered for now, but as I'm sure some of my legions of adoring fans are in this lousy city, I'll be considerate enough to keep you all updated. Especially when I remember what a Dark Hero does! Axel out!

[1% memories spent, 99% remaining.]

Comments

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

....What's a Dark Hero? It sounds lame. And dumb. Are you sure it wasn't Dork Hero?

1/2

[sealed-rose.livejournal.com]

...

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Ugh! No! The Dark Hero is a guiding darkness for the whole Netherworld (probably)!

2/2

[sealed-rose.livejournal.com]

YOU!

How DARE you show your face here!

[Oh hi there Mr. Kidnapper who doesn't remember doing so!]

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Remember what I said! Nonviolence! I-I can get you free autographs! A lifetime supply!

[sealed-rose.livejournal.com]

I do not care about free autographs or such things! I want to make you pay for what you did!

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

What'd I do this time? That crazy hobo guy already accused me of kidnapping!

[sealed-rose.livejournal.com]

That is why you despicable moron! It was my memory!

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Oh? Well, then, hey! No worries. I already paid for it! Ow...

[sealed-rose.livejournal.com]

In my opinion you cannot pay enough!

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on! Why should I accept double punishment for something I don't even remember doing? I bet you made the whole thing up! This is some kind of reality show prank, isn't it? I'm onto you!

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

Hero shouldn't be anywhere NEAR your friggin' title even if the kidnapping WASN'T an issue! Who was trying to hide behind me at some point again?!

[sealed-rose.livejournal.com]

Please. As if someone like yourself can even be an extra on a television show.

...Are you accusing I, Rozalin, of being a liar?

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

There's a host of subtle differences between a Dark Hero and a plain old boring Hero! Besides, the crazy hobo who assaulted me is no one to talk!

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

Axel? As in, the creep that kidnaps little kids?

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

WHO THE HELL'RE YOU CALLING A HOBO?! I wouldn't've had to be so rough if you'd have just come quietly anyway! I STILL haven't figured out how you sucker-punched me!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

You can't see anything in the darkness.

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

That's right, I've got your entire operation here figured out! This city, the amnesia, the unwarranted abuse! It's all for the ratings! Well guess what, sister? I'm in! Axel, the Dark Hero doesn't back out of a starring role no matter how degrading!

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

With raw skill, that's how!

[sealed-rose.livejournal.com]

Why...you..THAT IS IT!

[While she hasn't remembered how to fight yet, or use any special abilities, Rozalin can and does throw things at Axel with surprising strength and excellent aim.]

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN ON THIS?!?

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[Pretending to know what you mean always trumps knowing what you mean.]

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

So it was you!

Listen, punk, you'd better remember returning those kids safely and quickly, or I'm going to make sure you're sorry!

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Ow! Hey! Easy on the bruises! AGH!

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

More like raw dumb luck. You're just lucky you don't remember crap or else I'd really want to drag you in!