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[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

[Video]

[Axel has some day-old bruises and bandages marring his beautiful face, but that's no excuse not to show it off. He has important business to discuss, and what kind of loser uses words to convey his ideas? He tries to keep a conversational tone instead of seeming angry or nervous.]

Hey, so! If anybody else has any crazy accusations about felonies a spectacular guy named Axel may or may not have committed before contracting a tragic case of amnesia, let's all agree to settle whatever grievances there are in a nonviolent way. Please?

Ow my eyebrow...

In better news, though, it's all starting to come back to me! That's right, you're looking at a regular prodigy at recovering from weird memory afflictions. But of course, what else could be expected from...

AXEL, THE DARK HERO?!?

[Yeah, that was a backflip and a dramatic pose on camera.]

I just knew I was intedimensionally famous before I came here. Some things are engraved on a demon's soul! That's technically all I've remembered for now, but as I'm sure some of my legions of adoring fans are in this lousy city, I'll be considerate enough to keep you all updated. Especially when I remember what a Dark Hero does! Axel out!

[1% memories spent, 99% remaining.]

Comments

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

....What's a Dark Hero? It sounds lame. And dumb. Are you sure it wasn't Dork Hero?

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Ugh! No! The Dark Hero is a guiding darkness for the whole Netherworld (probably)!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

You can't see anything in the darkness.

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[Pretending to know what you mean always trumps knowing what you mean.]

1/2

[sealed-rose.livejournal.com]

...

2/2

[sealed-rose.livejournal.com]

YOU!

How DARE you show your face here!

[Oh hi there Mr. Kidnapper who doesn't remember doing so!]

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Remember what I said! Nonviolence! I-I can get you free autographs! A lifetime supply!

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

Hero shouldn't be anywhere NEAR your friggin' title even if the kidnapping WASN'T an issue! Who was trying to hide behind me at some point again?!

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

There's a host of subtle differences between a Dark Hero and a plain old boring Hero! Besides, the crazy hobo who assaulted me is no one to talk!

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

WHO THE HELL'RE YOU CALLING A HOBO?! I wouldn't've had to be so rough if you'd have just come quietly anyway! I STILL haven't figured out how you sucker-punched me!

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

Axel? As in, the creep that kidnaps little kids?

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN ON THIS?!?

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

So it was you!

Listen, punk, you'd better remember returning those kids safely and quickly, or I'm going to make sure you're sorry!

video;

[gandere]

Funny. You didn't act like a hero when we were all in trouble.

Re: video;

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

The Dark Hero works in mysterious ways.

video;

[gandere]

There wasn't anything mysterious about it either.

[Action]

[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

[Ky walks into his apartment...and sees his new roommate.]

Oh, no.

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, it's you!


Were... you gonna beat me up too?

[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

What good would that do? Justice does not rest in my hands.

[stinglikeabat.livejournal.com]

It looks like you got what you deserved.

But I've got my eye on you, Dark Hero!

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Ha! You'd better watch closely! Axel, the Dark Hero, is a slippery star!

[It's unclear whether or not that's even supposed to be a metaphor.]

[stinglikeabat.livejournal.com]

Even the slipperiest of stars can be brought down to earth!

[Joachim has no idea; but damned if he can't roll with a metaphor.]

[sardine-power.livejournal.com]

Dark Hero, eh? Impressive title. I certainly hope that your actions live up to it.

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

You're that guy who helped us out of the Item World, right? I owe you an autograph!

[sardine-power.livejournal.com]

Is that so? Very well! I accept this autograph as my due.