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[Axel has some day-old bruises and bandages marring his beautiful face, but that's no excuse not to show it off. He has important business to discuss, and what kind of loser uses words to convey his ideas? He tries to keep a conversational tone instead of seeming angry or nervous.]

Hey, so! If anybody else has any crazy accusations about felonies a spectacular guy named Axel may or may not have committed before contracting a tragic case of amnesia, let's all agree to settle whatever grievances there are in a nonviolent way. Please?

Ow my eyebrow...

In better news, though, it's all starting to come back to me! That's right, you're looking at a regular prodigy at recovering from weird memory afflictions. But of course, what else could be expected from...

AXEL, THE DARK HERO?!?

[Yeah, that was a backflip and a dramatic pose on camera.]

I just knew I was intedimensionally famous before I came here. Some things are engraved on a demon's soul! That's technically all I've remembered for now, but as I'm sure some of my legions of adoring fans are in this lousy city, I'll be considerate enough to keep you all updated. Especially when I remember what a Dark Hero does! Axel out!

[1% memories spent, 99% remaining.]

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Axel? As in, the creep that kidnaps little kids?

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN ON THIS?!?

So it was you!

Listen, punk, you'd better remember returning those kids safely and quickly, or I'm going to make sure you're sorry!

I haven't even remembered doing it in the first place! How would you feel if you woke up not knowing anything and everyone started yelling at you for being a murderer or something?

I wouldn't have that problem because I'm not a murderer!

And I'm not a kidnapper! So there!

But you kidnapped those kids! Rozalin remembered it!

And suppose that was my stunt double! Wouldn't you guys feel stupid!

Why the hell would you have a stunt double?

Because I'm a star! Obviously!

No you're not. You're just an idiot.

First you tell me I'm a kidnapper, then you say I'm not famous? Who died and made you the Overlord of amnesia?

You are a kidnapper! Rozalin remembered you kidnapping little kids!

Someone like you would only be famous because of getting arrested all the time!

Shut up! I don't have to take this from some punk!

I'm a punk?! Look at you!