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[gandere]

✘ VIDEO;

Hey there. I decided that since things have been so boring lately, that I was going to go on a hunt against some of these monsters on my own. [ Because that's smart and safe. ] So far things have been pretty successful, but I've encountered something that.. [ Clearing her throat and with reddening cheeks, she averts her gaze from the device in hand. ] I'm not sure she's-er-they-er-she-ohgeezIdon'tknowhowtoexplainthis!!

[ Turning around the phone, she'll show the "monster" she's come across. A rather enchanting one at that. It seems Rin hasn't been noticed yet as she's able to observe her from a distance. ]

Right, so I think I'm going to attempt to speak with her now. I'll talk to you idiots later.

Comments

[gandere]

Why not?

[ Maybe he forgot to check out how much of a babe that monster is. ]

[all_onis_are_true]

*It's Hiroshi. He probably wouldn't notice a babe unless she were fondling him and stripping. And even then he'd probably just get mildly annoyed.*

She's a MONSTER. You don't know what she's thinking or how she acts. You should at least observe a little longer before making any sudden moves!

[gandere]

What do you think I'm doing? I'm trying to see if there's a way to impress her easily. I bet she'd be a pretty cool friend to have around. Imagine all of the free stuff I'd get from guys if we hung out together!

[all_onis_are_true]

You've gotta be kidding me. You really think you can just befriend her like that? Just because she's pretty and human-like doesn't mean she's going to think of humans as anything other than food. You need to get more information before you engage!

[gandere]

I think you're just upset you didn't think of this idea first!

[all_onis_are_true]

Oh sure, because a guy trying to become best buds with a full-bodied female monster would look anything other than suspicious. No, seriously, you need to know what you're getting into first. I mean, what do you even KNOW about her species?

[gandere]

Well, I can't really get to know her if I'm just sitting here arguing with you about it. All I've noticed so far is she hasn't seen me yet.

[all_onis_are_true]

I meant in a GENERAL sense, not a "hey you let's go get a cup of coffee" sense.

[gandere]

Fine, I noticed that she's really pretty. Does that count?

[all_onis_are_true]

No.

[gandere]

She has wings.

[ IS THAT BETTER?? ]

I think.

[all_onis_are_true]

Is she aggressive? Does she feed off humans? What sort of powers does she have? This isn't something you can just go in half-assed you know.

[gandere]

Well, let me just go up and ask her all of these questions. I'm sure she'll be more than happy to answer them.

[all_onis_are_true]

Oh for -- you can't be wrong even when it could be dangerous, can you?

[gandere]

If it's dangerous, I'll just kill her. It isn't as though I'm unable to fight.

[all_onis_are_true]

*She said that so matter of factly...*

You certainly seem convinced of your ability, yes.

*How is she not dead yet?*

[gandere]

[ She has to place her pride in something. ]

That's right. So don't worry about it.

If it gets too bad, I'll call for backup.

[all_onis_are_true]

Oh, how I wish that were true.

Whatever. Don't blame me if you get hurt.

[gandere]

I'll blame you specifically by name then.