2011-10-16

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03❣❣ a circle of shit

AUDIO;
I'm never going to kick another bird again in my life.

[ Don't ask why she kicked one in the first place. It's a very long story and she doesn't seem up to telling it by how short this message is. ]

Hey, is everyone doing alright after that? I know it was pretty stressful, but I'm just going to worry about you otherwise. You don't want to leave me with such unnecessary flab on my mind, right?

ACTION;
[ After an eventful time in a strange world, Rin has spent the rest of her day freshening up. Even with fresh bruises, she can be seen walking down the hallway to a [livejournal.com profile] wontdieifkilled's room. Knocking on the door, she waits expectantly for an answer! ]

SO I HEAR YOU LIKE PSUEDOEVENTS [text]

Mokona's new job is running the Job board!

It goes up two times each month, so look out for it near the apartment doors!
If anyone ever wants a job done for them, just tell Mokona and she'll put it on the board!

This time, there are six jobs!

Helping People Jobs

- Farmer Murphy has lost a goat! She has floppy ears and a black patch on her nose and she loves eating petunias the best! He wants someone to find Maybell and bring her back soon!

- Farmer Carol's orchards are super full this year and she needs someone to help pick all the apples before they all get frozen! She'll take as many extra helpers as she can, and she says she'll throw in a bag of apples along with regular pay! She gave Mokona some for putting up the job; and they're really good!

Big Jobs

There's still a lot of wrecked buildings outside! It's safe, but there's no nice places to live yet. And that means that there's always a lot to do!

- The streets are really icky out there! They're covered in rubble and need to be cleaned! It's a long job, so it's good for someone without anything else to do! It's a really big job, so up to two people can do it. It's long and tough, so bring a friend to work and talk with! There might be anemoi in the rubble, and you can keep any you find!

- There's a big house near the walls that's dirty too! It needs to be cleaned up so people can do things with it. Again, it's a job for two people who really like housework and repairing things! You don't need to worry about water or lights yet, but everything needs to be clean and painted and not broken or rotten or anything.

Scary Jobs

- There's a big mean bird that keeps messing up gardens and scaring pets! Mokona's not walking home alone from now on, too! It's big and yellow and goes "WARK WARK WARK!!" It's not too good at flying, but it can jump high and runs really fast. People say it might be nesting near the old movie theater, since lots of feathers show up there.

- Sue Salvatore has a spooky ghost in her kitchen and it's really annoying her! If anyone is good with ghosts, they should go to her house at night and ask to see it!



((OOC: This is 100% mod-sanctioned; y'all, and you know what that means! FYI in this case it means memories. Or at least memories in some cases! It is pretty much like in RPGs where you collect all the chickens and you don't know whether you're getting rupees or an empty bottle or a basket full of live fish until you do it.

I'll be rolling out results via random number generator to remove bias, and even if they don't get anemoi they will at least get a nifty bonus item. What Mokona says doesn't necessarily mean that there absolutely will be or won't be anemoi attached to a particular job. It is a wonderful grab bag of memories and fun.

Some jobs have a Mod NPC associated with them! In this case, the ghost and the goat assignments do. The bird is a feral chocobo and can be NPCed by players.

As stated by Mokona, if you want your character to request a job, go for it! Heck, if you yourself just want a certain job up there, just PM or Plurk at me! I'm gonna be doing like twelve of these per month, I am always up for new material and I rarely bite.

And if there are any further questions, ask away! Also feel free to plan OOCly in here for now although if things get huge enough I'll probably start putting up a separate post for that sort of thing.))

This is So Dumb

[video]
...--lly weird, what am I supposed to do with this?  [giant closeup of Palom's right eye]  This is so dumb, the dumbest thing that's ever happened, if I'm gonna be kidnapped and brainwashed it should be somewhere cool like a giant mountain made of cake, who even kidnaps little kids and forces them into slave labor, I bet this is some kind of conspicacy[cuts into unwelcome view up his nostrils]  Well, the great Palom's not gonna stand for it!  I'll crush 'em all the minute I remember what sort of amazing fighting I can do!  I bet it's ninja-tech.  Ninjas are the coolest.  [at this point, Palom appears to lick the screen for some reason before spitting and making a face]  Well, that's definitely not candy.

What the heck is this thing?  [horrifying static as he shakes it]  This is the worst Sight spell ever; whichever mage thought this was a good design really needs some remedial lessons.  [somehow, he manages to hit the off button as he's messing around]

[action]
[Are you having a peaceful, quiet, relaxing day?  Well, you're not anymore!  Palom stands right outside the apartments, cheerfully approaching anyone coming in and out with a bright smile on his innocent face.]

Hi!  My name is Palom and I really desperately need those knee-moi things 'cause I'm a little kid and I'm way too helpless and stuff to get them on my own so I'm really, really nicely asking you to give me everything you have and then when I remember everything I promise I'll help you find more if I'm not too busy rescuing all of us and kicking whoever brought us here in the butt 'cause I'm definitely some sort of prodigy super-paladin-sage or something but I don't remember right now so the best way to find out is if you give me all your knee-moi!  It's really fair, right?  Please please please please please maybe just one?

[To add variety, he may occasionally be dropping down off the overhang to land on top of unsuspecting victims.]

(no subject)

[Action]

[Kyon is in his apartment. He has look of abject horror on his face.]

Haruhi Suzumiya. I know her. I know her. If I were any place else, I don't know how I could possibly have forgotten. And now I...damn, I don't even know how I feel!

[Audio]

I have a question. Has anybody else remembered someone back home who ended up here?

Video

[After about a week of trying to tinker on his own, Ruby finally gives up on his attempt at recreating something.]

Hey, does anyone out there know how to make things? Like somewhat complicated tech things. I can't find what I'm looking for in town and have no idea what I'm doing trying to make my own.

002 ☆

[Haruhi is being solemn today, and actually acting like an ordinary girl. Why? Well, why don't you listen...]

... What do you do if you just remembered -- [A slight pause, for about ten seconds or so] kissing someone?

Does that mean that you like him?

A- And don't get me wrong, he was the one who kissed me, alright?!

[OOC: 0.5% memory, get! Write-up here for those interested.]

[action/voice] accidental voicepost because I'm lazy and unoriginal

[It comes when you are not expecting it. It happens after a long pause in which Danny halts, trying to process something that's just bubbled up to the surface of his mind. It takes place when you are trying to go about your daily life and are not wearing any sort of protective ear-wear, no matter where you are in the apartment building or what volume setting you have on your phone-communicator-thingamabob.]

I'M DEAD?!

((OOC: 2.1% on his last name and the portal accident that turned him into a half-ghost. 0.5% remaining. 3.5% total memory regain.))