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[Video]

Could anybody tell me where I could buy a bow and some arrows? I haven't seen any shops for them, but I haven't explored the whole city.

[Video; filtered to Rin]

Hey, can I talk to you for a second? I just remembered something kind of important.

[Action]

[Eventually, Shirou finds an archery shooting range. He can be found there, shooting arrows at the target. With his focus, he's able to hit a bulls-eye every time.

Approach?]

» » Stage I

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[ Bam! The video turns on to show one bodacious blonde bombshell. She seems pretty chill despite being a brand new arrival and dealing with all that entails. ]

Weeell! This is one hangover for the record books. I've woken up in strange places--or at least I assume I have; it sounds like something I'd do! I think--but waking up in a strange world sure is a new one. Er, at least, I assume it's a new one. For all I know I might do this for a living! Wouldn't that be awesome? Sliding from one world to another, probably solving peoples' problems in the span of a convenient thirty-minute time slot before traveling to another.

[ She seems to have excited herself and is now a bit bouncy, in several meanings of the word. ]

Hmm~~ I think I'll assume that's what I do until I get proven otherwise. Better than drunkenly stumbling into another dimension, anyways.

So!

Who's gonna offer to help show a lady around? The name's Excellen (I think) and I'm apparently a smoking hot babe (which I am a-okay with), so hurry it up and help out a lovely damsel. First come, first serve, ladies and gentlemen, so please be courteous and form a line!

[ As if to prove her logic with evidence, she winks at the camera and shakes her hips for the audience. ]

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[Video]

[Axel has some day-old bruises and bandages marring his beautiful face, but that's no excuse not to show it off. He has important business to discuss, and what kind of loser uses words to convey his ideas? He tries to keep a conversational tone instead of seeming angry or nervous.]

Hey, so! If anybody else has any crazy accusations about felonies a spectacular guy named Axel may or may not have committed before contracting a tragic case of amnesia, let's all agree to settle whatever grievances there are in a nonviolent way. Please?

Ow my eyebrow...

In better news, though, it's all starting to come back to me! That's right, you're looking at a regular prodigy at recovering from weird memory afflictions. But of course, what else could be expected from...

AXEL, THE DARK HERO?!?

[Yeah, that was a backflip and a dramatic pose on camera.]

I just knew I was intedimensionally famous before I came here. Some things are engraved on a demon's soul! That's technically all I've remembered for now, but as I'm sure some of my legions of adoring fans are in this lousy city, I'll be considerate enough to keep you all updated. Especially when I remember what a Dark Hero does! Axel out!

[1% memories spent, 99% remaining.]

The Girls Who Talk To Goats (and the men who assist them)

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WHO: Tsuruya, Yuyuko, and sucker Kyon, with special guest NPCs!
WHAT: Seeing a guy about a goat.
WHEN: After one of Tsuruya's restaurant shifts.
NOTES: Rest assured, Frank is nowhere in sight.

( Goats text. )

First Sketch

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I'm not buying this load of crap one bit! Someone here decided to kidnap me, didn't they?! And they must have hit me on the head so I'd get amnesia! I'm super adorable and probably a princess or something, so they thought they'd get a ton of money for my safe return, but I obviously outsmarted them and escaped, and now I'm wandering around lost without any idea how to get home!

I'm on to you, you evil kidnappers!

[Action]
[After calming down a bit, Relm discovers that she has a sketchpad and paints with her. Naturally, she can't resist trying them out. She draws the first few things that come to her mind - an impressive-looking red dragon, a large black dog, and some sort of giant raccoon. As she sits back to admire her work, there is a bright flash of light, and suddenly the things on the page are right before her eyes - very real, very alive, and very angry.]

Whooooooaaaa! How did that happen?!