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[zeronotone.livejournal.com]

[ Those that happen to be paying attention to their phone today will be greeted by a rather odd looking fellow. Dark skin, bushy hair, and... what the hell is that covering his face? It actually covers his entire body but it's not like he's going to show that off right now so... ]

Yo, this thing on?

[ He'll give a few taps to the screen. He isn't even really sure what the hell he's doing. He's never even seen one of these things before. At least, he doesn't remember if he has. Not that he really remembers much, but that's aside from the point. Well, it looks like it's working, so he'll continue. ]

So, from what I gathered, everyone's pretty much in the same sad position, huh? That sucks. But, y'know. I don't think I really give a damn about who I was. Or what the hell these people actually want me to do. I mean, seriously? Risking your life to fight some stupid ass monsters to regain some shitty memories doesn't really sound like any fun to me. What if the memories you get back are terrible ones? What if you hate yourself for remembering them? Yeah, doesn't sound too thrillin' now, does it? So while ya'll are out there, doing whatever the hell it is you do, I'm gonna be here having real fun.

[ A momentary pause. His facial expression changes from that of a cocky child to, well, one that actually looks sorta perplexed. ]

Uh, so... what the hell do you guys do around here for fun, anyways?