Kids, don't try this at home.

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

*Tsuruya surveys the landscape around her. Green goop, as far as the eye can see. She looks down over the edge from the top of the Ermis Suites. It's down there too.

Good.

There's a slow smile that spreads on her face. Then she turns around, spreads her arms wide, and... falls. Backwards.

...

About thirty seconds later, she bounces back up, laughing her ass off as she lands neatly back on the top of the building. And then springs even higher from the green stuff there.

SOMEBODY'S enjoying herself.*