Fresh baked goods are the solution to all of life's problems

[faithful_kitsune]

*Whoever's keeping an eye on the green snake dragon issue might notice a certain odd woman with nine tails approaching, humming happily, hauling a sack that would put Santa Claus to shame on her back. She seems to have a distinct purpose here, but what?*

Oh excuse me! Mr. Dragon? Yes, I apologize for bothering you, but I was wondering if perhaps you would like some lovely pastries? I believe the machine called them, ah, "Poffins." They're tasty, and they'll give your scales a nice gleam! May I offer you some?

*Is she off her gourd, or what?*

EDIT: *Apparently not, considering the monster snake has now officially completely stopped blocking the lab. Mission accomplished!*