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[hatefriendleader]

[VIDEO]

[Karkat's right hand is wrapped heavily in very clean bandages. Mostly, though...]

Hey, cave assholes, that PSA I promised is forthcoming, so I guess this is your advance warning of verbal decimation, etc. etc. I don't really feel like ranting about it out loud right now.

So... I know humans mostly don't know what a lusus is. It's like your absurd concept of a "human parent lusus" combined with your equally absurd concept of an "earth animal pet," I guess? I don't really know, but it's pobably a big important memory for everybody, so... I just wanna say I rememebered my lusus today.

...Yeah, there was no reason to make this public. Nevermind.

[Later...]

[TEXT; VERY PUBLIC]



ATTENTION RIN HUMAN:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
WE WERE BASICALLY A LAUGHABLY BAD TEAM OVERALL, BUT AT LEAST MOST OF US STUCK THE FUCK TOGETHER WHEN THE AWESOME LEADER GAVE THE ORDER!
WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING
I MEAN, HOLY SHIT
IT WASN'T EVEN JUST YOURSELF YOU ALMOST GOT KILLED BY RUNNING AHEAD AND PISSING OFF THE BOSS.
IT'S LIKE A WIGGLER HATCHED OUT OF A SLURRY CONTAINING THE DNA OF COMMON SENSE, STRATEGY, SELF-PRESERVATION AND GENERAL NON-DOUCHEBAGGINESS, AND THEN YOU RITUALLY BASHED ITS LITTLE SPONGE OUT WITH A ROCK AS A SACRIFICE TO THE RETARDED MINISKIRT GODDESS.
AND THAT'S NOT EVEN ADDRESSING THE QUESTION OF YOUR MOTIVES!
WAS THAT LIKE ACTUALLY A BID TO TAKE ALL THE TREASURE FOR YOURSELF???
I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING TELL IF YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SHOWING OFF OR FULL-ON LEGITIMATELY BACKSTABBING US
I'D GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT EXCEPT OH WAIT, FUCK YOU!
YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM TEAM OPERATIONS OF WHICH I AM THE LEADER, AND CONSIDERING MY INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF ACUMEN FOR THE POSITION LAST NIGHT THAT'S A PRETTY SERIOUS LOSS FOR YOU.
FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.
AS FOR EVERYBODY ELSE, YOU WERE PRETTY OBNOXIOUS BUT WE DID DECENT WORK TOGETHER SO THANKS I GUESS, WE CAN TEAM UP AGAIN SOMETIME BROS.
WHATEVER, I'M DONE HERE.

In which Geoff flaunts the rules of his own game.

[mybrotherskeeper]

[It was raining down by the waterfront. This is only worth mentioning because it was only raining over a city block and a bit of the harbor. Thankfully, the new arrival was mostly under awnings. Mostly. The legs of his pants were pretty wet.]

Strange. This place isn't very familiar. I'm forgetting something, but what? ...must not be my day, I can barely remember my own name. No wallet, no identification, no information.

[As he starts to wander around town, he starts to look distracted. Like he's thinking through an argument, or thinking of things he can't really understand. When he gives himself a reprieve, he might stop to ask someone nearby:]

Sorry if this sounds strange, but you wouldn't happen to recognize me, would you?