unholy mess [video]

[has_a_blog]

Okay so, I got this thing a while back.

[He pans the camera around so you can see a thing. It currently has splatters of green slime on it. Alternian Trolls can recognize it as Sopor Slime, as alchemy is the only source of the stuff in Sirocco, and someone has been making it.]

I'm not QUITE sure what it is, I think it's a device for creating things, somehow. The problem is lately I keep finding this green goo on it.

So, just alerting you of the very real possibility that there is a green slime beast loose in the city eating people.

(no subject)

[blue_flames]

[Video]

[The feed turns on to reveal a broad-shouldered young man with blue hair and a headband, and what appears to be a cape and a shoulder plate -- but the camera doesn't show that much in full. He has a quizzical look on his face.]

Hey, it works. Can anyone hear me? I'm looking for directions to the Ermis Suites. The people at the workshop told me I'm living there now, but they didn't give me directions and whisked me out before I could ask. If you can hear this, can you tell me how to get there?

[Action]

[Eventually, once Ike reaches the Ermis Suites, he decides to go get some food. So he can be seen inside the restaurant on the first floor, eating...one hell of a spread. There must be enough servings to feed two or three people there. And a disproportionate amount of the food on the table is meat.

And he's plowing through it at a good clip.]