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Honesty is the Best Policy
May. 2nd, 2012 01:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alittleblackmagicI-I've got something to say, too!
It's really important and you all have to be paying really close attention, OK?! I'm pretty sure no one else has said anything even close to being this important. I guess I should apologize if it makes you faint or something, but it's not really my fault if you're so bad at taking super important information. I mean, it's the kind of thing that you only hear once in a thousand years! Fighting monsters or liking someone or whatever is fine, but this is absolutely, positively the number one thing anyone's going to hear today!
...Is everyone ready?
I'm not gonna repeat myself!
OK. Here goes!
...Wait, I need to take a deep breath. [Hnnnnnnngghhhhhhhhhh--!!!] OK LISTEN HERE IT COMES!
I.... AM THE NUMBER ONE BLACK MAGE PRODIGY IN MYSIDIA, PROBABLY MY WHOLE WORLD, and DEFINITELY THIS ENTIRE ISLAND!!!!!
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Told ya it was important! I don't have any lame secrets to keep, but that's still better than what all of you are going on about. Sheesh, what's wrong with you guys? You should be more like me! There's nothing to hide or to be ashamed of! If you've done something or if you are something, just say it! There's nothing wrong with any of that stuff!
My name is Palom and I'm the greatest prodigy ever! And don't you forget it. And I guess Relm isn't that bad even if she is a smelly stupid girl and maybe I kinda like her hat; it's not exactly the greatest thing in the world, but I ca -- ....
.........[cue banging noises as palom throws the phone away in horror]
It's really important and you all have to be paying really close attention, OK?! I'm pretty sure no one else has said anything even close to being this important. I guess I should apologize if it makes you faint or something, but it's not really my fault if you're so bad at taking super important information. I mean, it's the kind of thing that you only hear once in a thousand years! Fighting monsters or liking someone or whatever is fine, but this is absolutely, positively the number one thing anyone's going to hear today!
...Is everyone ready?
I'm not gonna repeat myself!
OK. Here goes!
...Wait, I need to take a deep breath. [Hnnnnnnngghhhhhhhhhh--!!!] OK LISTEN HERE IT COMES!
I.... AM THE NUMBER ONE BLACK MAGE PRODIGY IN MYSIDIA, PROBABLY MY WHOLE WORLD, and DEFINITELY THIS ENTIRE ISLAND!!!!!
.........
......
....
Told ya it was important! I don't have any lame secrets to keep, but that's still better than what all of you are going on about. Sheesh, what's wrong with you guys? You should be more like me! There's nothing to hide or to be ashamed of! If you've done something or if you are something, just say it! There's nothing wrong with any of that stuff!
My name is Palom and I'm the greatest prodigy ever! And don't you forget it. And I guess Relm isn't that bad even if she is a smelly stupid girl and maybe I kinda like her hat; it's not exactly the greatest thing in the world, but I ca -- ....
.........[cue banging noises as palom throws the phone away in horror]
