[Video]

[stinglikeabat]

Well, if I can tell one person, I might as well come right out with it and tell the rest of you!

I, JOACHIM VALENTINE, HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!

I'm gay! That's all!

...That really was a weight off my chest. I should have done it weeks ago!

2% memories by the way

[only_one_m]

[Audio]

I think we all know by now that our collective ability to withhold information is impaired, possibly due to some sort of psychosomatic gas or radiation. So to cut to the chase, I'm a bounty hunter who primarily takes contracts from the Galactic Federation Army on the condition that I have full autonomy whenever possible.

I have special permission to access things like confidential GFA logs and restricted areas due to connections I made actually working for the Federation officially when I was younger. Essentially, I'm a VIP among problem solvers, though I still can't remember any specific missions from either part of my career.

Also, Gordon, I managed to decrypt the data you were looking for and upload it in the lab. I'd have told you in private, but...