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[longstreakofnothing]

[Hey, everyone. It's Theta Sigma again. He looks a bit... annoyed.]

'Allo. I've got a question.

[He hefts a little brown and white kitten into view.]

Anyone want a cat? I can't handle this animal, I just can't--

"That's 'cuz you're a wuss!" [Yes, that tiny voice came from the kitten. It TALKS.]

You can see why, can't you?

"You just can't handle my sheer good looks and virility! You're threatened, human! Threate--oo!" [This last happens because he drops the kitten into a box.]


Otherwise, he's a perfectly normal kitty. Collar says his name's 'Mittens,' but I don't think it fits 'im. If you take 'im off my hands you can name him whatever you want.

"box box box box box box box box box...."

Arrangement

[not_good_not_wicked]

Marisa let the EVO-cat out of its box and into her room, which is a disaster area. Dirty plates, piles of overdue library books, dirty clothes on the floor, bed is a mess...The only part of the room that isn't hugely disorganized is a series of carefully labeled bottles of mushrooms collected from the woods.

"You expect me to live in THIS mess? I have standards you know!"

"Well, I guess it's a BIT confusing right now."

"Forget it! You can't keep me forever. The second your back is turned, I'm outta here!"

"Yeah yeah. Right. Hey, cats like cream, right?"

There was a moment of silence. "C-Cream?"

"Well I was gonna go get some groceries. But if you're just gonna scram, I guess I don't need to get any."

"Well, I suppose I could stay around for a LITTLE while..."

This was all said with the door open. Investigate?

[video] I assume that google translate approximates the shittiness of Danny's Esperanto skills

[gogoghostpowers]

[Remember this kid, from a while back? Yeah, Danny Phantom seems to have disappeared once he got cured and stopped being an acidic puddle, but in the meantime, this guy must have taken his place! How strange.]

Ĉu neniu alia scias esperanto? Mi ĵus rememoris paroli gxin!

Uh...heh, if you didn't get that, it was in Esperanto. I'm not totally fluent in it yet or anything, but I was learning it back home!

...Which is actually kinda weird now that I think about it, because I also remember failing every Spanish test I ever took in school...

((OOC: 0.3% on Wulf speaking Esperanto and starting to learn some from Tucker and also resources on the Internet. 30% total regain.))